PoopAtWorkTerms

The act of clenching your butt cheeks tight, creating a poop dam while waiting for a Chatty Cathy to leave the bathroom, and when the coast is clear you can…

When you catch someone in the middle of their work day poop, back away and act like nothing is happening. Don’t apologize or comment on anything! There’s nothing to see…

If you have to do multiple drops, then cover up the noise by doing a severe long hacking cough followed by a high-pitched intake of breath that sounds like 'whoop'.

A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever... Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An AUNT BETTY makes it…

A subtle toe-tapping that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt that the stall is occupied. If you hear…

A group of co-workers who band together to ensure emergency pooping goes off without incident. This group can help you to monitor the whereabouts of Out Of The Closet Poopers,…

While in a 2 hour pizza meeting you have to go but cant leave the meeting, so you lift a cheek and pass a stealth stink bomb that eventually ends…

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When you flush the toiliet to cover up your pooping sounds.

A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An Uncle Ted makes it…

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A poop that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water and usually splashes water on your backside. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a Watermelon…

A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt that the stall is occupied. If you hear…

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A seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a…

A colleague who poops at work and is dam proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine…

Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and…

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When forcing a poop, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should happen, do not…

A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of embarrassment. If…

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