Archives: Dirtylists

The act of stuffing a marshmallow up a girls asshole, and then proceeding to fuck the marshmallow deeply inside her, like one was loading an old civil war musket. Then…

The act of sitting on the top part of a toilet and shitting while getting head by the girl who is strattling towards you on the bottom seat while also…

The act of performing oral sex while the receptor is defecating is referred to as a blumpkin. The feces produced during this event is known as the blumpkin pie.

A variation of the blumpkin where one gives oral sex whilst evacuating their bowels.

The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump.

A seldom-seen maneuver involving the testicles where the satchel is spread wide and placed on the face of the "ride", thus resting the balls in the gogglee's eye sockets.

You take a pitcher of beer, everyone spits in it, someone stirs it with his cock and then the mixture is poured through the crack of a man ass into…

While having sex on a beach, you remove your weiner and dip it in the sand. Then you reinsert. The result is a screaming seagull.

When a woman tosses your salad and has the courtesy to give you the reach around at the same time, thus creating the appearance of a woman playing the trombone.

Another one that requires a partner, this simply refers to you and a buddy putting one in her pussy and another in her butt, and simultaneously trying to reach her…

Going at it doggy-style until you are just about to cum, then pull out and spit on her back so she thinks that you have. When she turns around a…

The act of grabbing a partner's skull and putting your dick in their mouth, grabbing their skull and holding it still, therefore having sex with their skull. "face fuck".

When some girl makes you stop fucking her because she somehow realizes that you don't remember her name, causing you to go limp (like the fairy tale).

When she's lying on her stomach with you giving it to her from behind and you decide to emulate the Iron Sheik through his signature move, grabbing her underneath the…

Occurs when some chick takes your load in her mouth and has the audacity come up and kiss you while it's still in there.

While sucking on your rod, she emits a low humming noise. The vibrations from her throat make it all too easy to bring her concert to a quick end.

When she takes your whole scrotum into her mouth and holds it there like a tea bag in a cup of hot water.

You're chomping away at some trollop who has a mane between her legs the size of Lionel Richie's afro, when a mammoth fur ball gets lodged in your throat and…

Fucking her from behind, you shove your finger in her ass (or his if you are in prison) whereupon she turns around in a one-eyed winking motion to see what…

You're both munching away "bush and tree style" (standing 69) you blow your load and can't hold her up anymore so you drop to your knees and bash her head…

When no amount of suggestion, persuasion, or begging will get a girl to go down on you and you're forced to resort to simply pulling her head down there by…

Any form of oral stimulation in which you cleverly conceal ice cubes in you mouth to surprise your partner.

The once in a lifetime act of blowing a hot steamy load down the back of a girl's throat and then proceeding to give her a large cold bottle of…

This one's for all you pyromaniacs out there. When you're screwing some chick, right when you are about to come, pull out and quickly grab the nearest lighter and set…

When a dyke puts her strap-on dildo on her forehead and proceeds to go at her partner like a crazed unicorn.

While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting, trash-barrel whore, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those "pretty little eyes" when you blow your load.…

Before you start to fuck, drink as much water as you possibly can then wait a while and begin the banging. Once you get your rhythm going, you may feel…

Originated by ancient Romans. When the female has sucked your pole to the point of ejaculation she swiftly inserts the index finger of her right hand into your anus. This…

The logic that allows girls who are saving their virginity for marriage to instead have premarital anal intercourse. Typically the boyfriends of such girls will convince them that, if they…

A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees, you carefully balance yourself without using your arms to prop yourself up.…

This frequently happens during sex when a girl is not wet enough. When you pull out to give her the money, the inside of her twat sticks to your hog.…

While sitting on her face and having her eat your asshole, jerk off like a madman, build up as much pressure as possible before releasing, and spew like a geyser…

You're attacking from behind, when you start ramming her head against the wall in a rhythmic motion. The force of the wall against her head should allow for deeper penetration.…

A variation of the shocker in which you pull back towards the pussy after you stick your finger up her anus.

Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like…

When you've got your dick buried in some girl's throat and you pull out to sign her face, then belt her, and smear the blood and cum together. Also known…

A common prison practice that could also be termed "eating asshole."

A common prison practice that could also be termed "eating asshole."

When you blow your load into a girl's mouth and proceed to kick her teeth in, making her mouth look like a cave.

When you're entering your partner from the rear and you reach up front, wrench her nipples as hard as you can, put your hands up to the sides of your…

The act of sucking semen from any human orafice, eg. anus, vagina, it can be done with a drinking straw when semen is deep inside the rectum.

The name given to attempting to drop your nuts into a girl's asshole. Aptly named, as it's about the only thing harder than getting a dog into a bathtub. Also…

When you're muff diving and in order to look up at the girl you drag your whole face through her snatch, nose proudly leading the way, parting that nasty labia.

When you're going down on some girl and, to your surprise, the lunar alignment dictates that her monthly flow has just to begun.

When you've worked up such a throbber that when some girl unzips your pants to give you a hummer, you spring forth and poke her eye out harpoon style.

After convincing some girl to give you a little ass munching action, you proceed to unleash a massive flow of diarrhea and sit there and laugh as it runs down…

After you're done banging some chick, you slip the condom off as you pull out, leaving it in there for the next customer.

When you and a friend decide to work a girl over together. You get her down on all fours with one of you in her mouth and the other going…

When you're giving it to a girl from behind and you pull out to stuff it in her butt when she turns her head around and whimpers, "Uh Uh, Uh…

When you're going at it from the back and you insert a pinky finger in along side your member, reach around front, and plunge it so far into her nostril…

Any time that you are so drunk that you go down on a girl and puke in her box.

When you are enjoying a fine blowjob or titty-fucking session and you happen to leave a line of droplets resembling a string of pearls around her neck.

This is variation of the Bronco, where a bunch of your closest friends are hidden in a bedroom closet prior to the sexual encounter. When the male involved in the…

When you're taking a girl doggy-style and just at the moment of climax you reach around, grab her tits as tightly as you can, scream out another girl's name, and…

A must for golfers! When you've got your hand below the belt on some girl with a fair amount of bush, you grab on to as much of it as…

When you wake up the morning after sex with an absolute beast to find that she's sleeping on your arm and rather than have to talk to her or, god…

Anytime you fuck a girl that's so dirty or ugly that you rip off the used condom, gag her with it, and tell her that you'll kill her if she…

When you're going at it doggy-style and just as you're about to spill your load, you plunge a finger into her poop-shoot and reach around to her upper lip, where…

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez, only performed with your own ball sweat.

When you're receiving a hand job and just as you're about to come, the girl decides to squeeze your unit with all of her might and cap you off with…

When the tedium of your nightly jerk off becomes too much so you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, giving the sensation of someone else doing it.

Banging a girl doggie style and then moments before you cum, sticking your dick in her ass, and then punching her in the back of the head. This gives a…

When you're receiving a blowjob from a position where you're crouched over her face on all fours and you drop a monster shit right onto her chest.

A variation of the Cleveland Steamer, where you proceed to titty-fuck her afterwards.

This occurs when you're fingering a girl and decide to give her a surprise, so you insert a digit or two into her asshole.

You insert your thumb into the snatch and forefinger into the poop-shoot and try to make them touch eachother.

When performing the Beetle Clip and you attempt to carry the girl around, similar to the way you would a six pack.

Any shape or form of urinating on your girl.