Pity the plight of poor, poor Dick
Born with the curse of a corkscrew prick.
He spent his life in a maddening hunt
searching for a girl with a corkscrew c*nt.
He found one, but, alas, they’re dead.
He had a right, she a left-hand thread.
Pity the plight of poor, poor Dick
Born with the curse of a corkscrew prick.
He spent his life in a maddening hunt
searching for a girl with a corkscrew c*nt.
He found one, but, alas, they’re dead.
He had a right, she a left-hand thread.