The act of clenching your butt cheeks tight, creating a poop dam while waiting for a Chatty Cathy to leave…
When you catch someone in the middle of their work day poop, back away and act like nothing is happening.…
If you have to do multiple drops, then cover up the noise by doing a severe long hacking cough followed…
A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever… Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror…
A subtle toe-tapping that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that you are occupying a stall. This will remove…
A group of co-workers who band together to ensure emergency pooping goes off without incident. This group can help you…
While in a 2 hour pizza meeting you have to go but cant leave the meeting, so you lift a…
ScrumBum.mp3
CubiStank.mp3
When you flush the toiliet to cover up your pooping sounds.
A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror…
PoopingWithFarts.mp3
A poop that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water and usually splashes water on your backside. This…
A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that you are occupying a stall. This will remove…
CamoCough.mp3
TurdBurglar.mp3
A seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of…
A colleague who poops at work and is dam proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The…
Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk up the bathroom. This can…
courtesyflush.mp3
When forcing a poop, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace. This is usually a side effect of…
A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poop in a stall. This…
flyby.mp3
CropDusting.mp3