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The act of clenching your butt cheeks tight, creating a poop dam while waiting for a Chatty Cathy to leave…
When you catch someone in the middle of their work day poop, back away and act like nothing is happening.…
If you have to do multiple drops, then cover up the noise by doing a severe long hacking cough followed…
A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever… Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror…
A subtle toe-tapping that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that you are occupying a stall. This will remove…
A group of co-workers who band together to ensure emergency pooping goes off without incident. This group can help you…
While in a 2 hour pizza meeting you have to go but cant leave the meeting, so you lift a…
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When you flush the toiliet to cover up your pooping sounds.
A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror…
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A poop that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water and usually splashes water on your backside. This…
A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that you are occupying a stall. This will remove…
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A seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of…
A colleague who poops at work and is dam proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The…
Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk up the bathroom. This can…
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When forcing a poop, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace. This is usually a side effect of…
A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poop in a stall. This…
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When a woman tosses your salad and has the courtesy to give you the reach around at the same time,…
While having sex on a beach, you remove your weiner and dip it in the sand. Then you reinsert. The…
You take a pitcher of beer, everyone spits in it, someone stirs it with his cock and then the mixture…
A seldom-seen maneuver involving the testicles where the satchel is spread wide and placed on the face of the “ride”,…
The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump.
A variation of the blumpkin where one gives oral sex whilst evacuating their bowels.
The act of performing oral sex while the receptor is defecating is referred to as a blumpkin. The feces produced…
The act of sitting on the top part of a toilet and shitting while getting head by the girl who…
When she’s lying on her stomach with you giving it to her from behind and you decide to emulate the…
When some girl makes you stop fucking her because she somehow realizes that you don’t remember her name, causing you…
The act of grabbing a partner’s skull and putting your dick in their mouth, grabbing their skull and holding it…
Another one that requires a partner, this simply refers to you and a buddy putting one in her pussy and…
When no amount of suggestion, persuasion, or begging will get a girl to go down on you and you’re forced…
Any form of oral stimulation in which you cleverly conceal ice cubes in you mouth to surprise your partner.
Going at it doggy-style until you are just about to cum, then pull out and spit on her back so…
The once in a lifetime act of blowing a hot steamy load down the back of a girl’s throat and…
This one’s for all you pyromaniacs out there. When you’re screwing some chick, right when you are about to come,…
When a dyke puts her strap-on dildo on her forehead and proceeds to go at her partner like a crazed…
While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting, trash-barrel whore, tell her you want her to look right up at you…
Before you start to fuck, drink as much water as you possibly can then wait a while and begin the…
Originated by ancient Romans. When the female has sucked your pole to the point of ejaculation she swiftly inserts the…
The logic that allows girls who are saving their virginity for marriage to instead have premarital anal intercourse. Typically the…
You’re both munching away “bush and tree style” (standing 69) you blow your load and can’t hold her up anymore…
Fucking her from behind, you shove your finger in her ass (or his if you are in prison) whereupon she…
You’re chomping away at some trollop who has a mane between her legs the size of Lionel Richie’s afro, when…
When she takes your whole scrotum into her mouth and holds it there like a tea bag in a cup…
While sucking on your rod, she emits a low humming noise. The vibrations from her throat make it all too…
Occurs when some chick takes your load in her mouth and has the audacity come up and kiss you while…
When you’ve got your dick buried in some girl’s throat and you pull out to sign her face, then belt…
A common prison practice that could also be termed “eating asshole.”
A common prison practice that could also be termed “eating asshole.”
When you blow your load into a girl’s mouth and proceed to kick her teeth in, making her mouth look…
When you’re entering your partner from the rear and you reach up front, wrench her nipples as hard as you…
The act of sucking semen from any human orafice, eg. anus, vagina, it can be done with a drinking straw…
The name given to attempting to drop your nuts into a girl’s asshole. Aptly named, as it’s about the only…
When you’re giving it to a girl from behind and you pull out to stuff it in her butt when…
When you’re muff diving and in order to look up at the girl you drag your whole face through her…
When you’re going down on some girl and, to your surprise, the lunar alignment dictates that her monthly flow has…
When you’ve worked up such a throbber that when some girl unzips your pants to give you a hummer, you…
After convincing some girl to give you a little ass munching action, you proceed to unleash a massive flow of…
After you’re done banging some chick, you slip the condom off as you pull out, leaving it in there for…
When you and a friend decide to work a girl over together. You get her down on all fours with…
Immediately after you blow your load in a girl’s mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come…
A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees, you carefully…
A variation of the shocker in which you pull back towards the pussy after you stick your finger up her…
You’re attacking from behind, when you start ramming her head against the wall in a rhythmic motion. The force of…
While sitting on her face and having her eat your asshole, jerk off like a madman, build up as much…
This frequently happens during sex when a girl is not wet enough. When you pull out to give her the…
When you’re going at it doggy-style and just as you’re about to spill your load, you plunge a finger into…
Similar to the Dirty Sanchez, only performed with your own ball sweat.
Anytime you fuck a girl that’s so dirty or ugly that you rip off the used condom, gag her with…
When you wake up the morning after sex with an absolute beast to find that she’s sleeping on your arm…
When you’re receiving a little oral pleasure from a girl and just before you shoot your load, you whip it…
A must for golfers! When you’ve got your hand below the belt on some girl with a fair amount of…
When you’re taking a girl doggy-style and just at the moment of climax you reach around, grab her tits as…
This is variation of the Bronco, where a bunch of your closest friends are hidden in a bedroom closet prior…
When you are enjoying a fine blowjob or titty-fucking session and you happen to leave a line of droplets resembling…
Any time that you are so drunk that you go down on a girl and puke in her box.
When you’re going at it from the back and you insert a pinky finger in along side your member, reach…
When you’re receiving a hand job and just as you’re about to come, the girl decides to squeeze your unit…
When the tedium of your nightly jerk off becomes too much so you sit on your hand until it falls…
Banging a girl doggie style and then moments before you cum, sticking your dick in her ass, and then punching…
When you’re receiving a blowjob from a position where you’re crouched over her face on all fours and you drop…
A variation of the Cleveland Steamer, where you proceed to titty-fuck her afterwards.
This occurs when you’re fingering a girl and decide to give her a surprise, so you insert a digit or…
You insert your thumb into the snatch and forefinger into the poop-shoot and try to make them touch eachother.
When performing the Beetle Clip and you attempt to carry the girl around, similar to the way you would a…